The best time for apples. 
One day in a country school the schoolmaster said to the boys " In a year there are four seasons: spring, summer, autumn and winter. In spring there are many flowers, in summer there is no school, in autumn there are many fruit in the gardens, in winter people throw snowballs to each other. And now, James, tell me what is the best seasone for the apples?" " It is when the farmer isn't at home, and there is no dog in the garden!!!Who wrote "Hamlet"
One day an inspector came to school in the small village. Not only the children but also the teachers were very much afraid of him.
At the lesson in a loud and terrible voice the inspector asked a little boy the question: "Who wrote "Hamlet"?" "Not me" said the boy.
The inspector was not angry , he laughed at this joke.
After the lessons he told to schoolmaster, to whom he told the joke. The school master smiled scratched the head and said: "I know this little rascal, maybe he wrote it after all".